So much anger so little blog

The Grand Schnuppa is angry, yet is unsure as to quite why he feels such emotion.

There is a lot in the everyday of the existence of the Grand Schnuppa that gives him cause to feel rage. In this post he will attempt to exam the key issues:

1 - There are several morons in his class. They are mostly from a sub-human group known as polishing and jangleism students, or something similar. The Grand Schnuppa is a big fan of academic discussion and debate but when fools who are not even aware of the basic premises of the topic come up with comments that would quite frankly embarrass a dim-witted 7 year old spaniel then it is time to sit quietly and let the grown ups get on with it in peace. As the Grand Schnuppa's mother taught him if you don't have anything sensible to say then don't say anything.

2 - People who think 3mm of snow is in some way a hindrance to leading a normal life. Snow can be dangerous, it can cause travel difficulties but not when it is basically a hard frost, you live in Scotland and you live in a city with good public transport links. Get off you ass, suck it up and get on with your torrid existence people. Grrrr!

3 - Security guards. I won't go into details but basically you wouldn't need trained monkeys to replace them, untrained monkeys would be more than adequate.

4 - Student elections, sigh! Unless Mugabe is running against Pol Pot and General Pinochet I sorry but I really don't care. Stop bothering the Grand Schnuppa when all he wants is a coffee and a computer to sit and do some work at.

The Grand Schnuppa will now embark on a period of quiet reflection and meditation in order to cleanse his inner-shakra of these negative opinions. Failing that he will cheer himself up my imagining his nemesis the Hawsaw being punched in the face. Ahh, soothing!

Library

Today the Grand Schnuppa is in the library. A place of peace and tranquility were the G.S. can immerse himself in some serious academic fervor. However the so called library that the G.S. has decided to bless with his presences is quite frankly a joke, its more Mickey Mouse than a cheese lovers convention, held in Disneyland and attended only by people dressed as large cartoon mice.

The following things are unacceptable in the G.S.'s view:

1 - The automatic door that every time it opens sounds like an elephant attempting to pass the World's largest kidney stone.
2 - The librarians who on mass (about 7 of them) are all in stacks behind the G.S. and from the noises they are making appear to be building some sort of car. Its a library - your librarians - so shut up.
3 - The freshers are in. They are not doing anything in particular its just freshers as a general rule annoy the G.S. Pesky Kids!

The Grand Schnuppa will let you know when he has decided what cause of action to take in order to address this intolerable situation.