Library

Today the Grand Schnuppa is in the library. A place of peace and tranquility were the G.S. can immerse himself in some serious academic fervor. However the so called library that the G.S. has decided to bless with his presences is quite frankly a joke, its more Mickey Mouse than a cheese lovers convention, held in Disneyland and attended only by people dressed as large cartoon mice.

The following things are unacceptable in the G.S.'s view:

1 - The automatic door that every time it opens sounds like an elephant attempting to pass the World's largest kidney stone.
2 - The librarians who on mass (about 7 of them) are all in stacks behind the G.S. and from the noises they are making appear to be building some sort of car. Its a library - your librarians - so shut up.
3 - The freshers are in. They are not doing anything in particular its just freshers as a general rule annoy the G.S. Pesky Kids!

The Grand Schnuppa will let you know when he has decided what cause of action to take in order to address this intolerable situation.