So much anger so little blog

The Grand Schnuppa is angry, yet is unsure as to quite why he feels such emotion.

There is a lot in the everyday of the existence of the Grand Schnuppa that gives him cause to feel rage. In this post he will attempt to exam the key issues:

1 - There are several morons in his class. They are mostly from a sub-human group known as polishing and jangleism students, or something similar. The Grand Schnuppa is a big fan of academic discussion and debate but when fools who are not even aware of the basic premises of the topic come up with comments that would quite frankly embarrass a dim-witted 7 year old spaniel then it is time to sit quietly and let the grown ups get on with it in peace. As the Grand Schnuppa's mother taught him if you don't have anything sensible to say then don't say anything.

2 - People who think 3mm of snow is in some way a hindrance to leading a normal life. Snow can be dangerous, it can cause travel difficulties but not when it is basically a hard frost, you live in Scotland and you live in a city with good public transport links. Get off you ass, suck it up and get on with your torrid existence people. Grrrr!

3 - Security guards. I won't go into details but basically you wouldn't need trained monkeys to replace them, untrained monkeys would be more than adequate.

4 - Student elections, sigh! Unless Mugabe is running against Pol Pot and General Pinochet I sorry but I really don't care. Stop bothering the Grand Schnuppa when all he wants is a coffee and a computer to sit and do some work at.

The Grand Schnuppa will now embark on a period of quiet reflection and meditation in order to cleanse his inner-shakra of these negative opinions. Failing that he will cheer himself up my imagining his nemesis the Hawsaw being punched in the face. Ahh, soothing!