Conquering the World

The Grand Schnuppa has a plan: start small and work your way up. It is quite clear that the World would be a better place with the Grand Schnuppa in charge but the question is how do we achieve this? The answer is simple instead of attempting to conquer the large and powerful countries: Russia, Britain, China, Sweden, etc. invade the smallest, least significant country you can find. Then having conquered them with a small group of mates one weekend use the combined military strength of their army and your mates to conquer the second smallest country you can find the next week, do the third smallest country the following weekend and so. The Grand Schnuppa estimates that by this time next year he will be annexing some quite sizable central Asian republics. If you add in the fact that you can conquer France anytime you fancy (Cheese eating surrender monkeys) then pretty soon the Grand Schnuppa will rule the World.

The Grnad Schnuppa's list of countries to invade over the next three months are:

1. Nauru
2. Tuvalu
3. Liechtenstein
4. Marshall Islands
5. Saint Kitts and Nevis
6. Seychelles
7. Maldives
8. Grenada
9. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10. Barbados
11. Antigua and Barbuda
12. Andorra

If you are interested in joining the Grand Schnuppa's first invasion party or would like to send financial support please leave your name and contact details in the comment section of this post.