Professor is giving a lecture

Hi

In this section of posts the Grand Schnuppa would like to introduce any students out there to a great tool of procrastination and subversion. The premise is simple; imagine a lecture, imagine a boring lecture, imagine a mind-numbingly boring professor, now imagine the most random thing you can think of happening to that professor, now tell that thing to someone else. For example

A professor is giving a lecture.

The sailor, biker, builder and native american from the Village People walk in carrying a policeman's outfit.

They walk to the professor and in unison declare: "It's just not the same without you, you have to come back."

Professor leaves with Village People and re-embarks on a music career.

Students life long and productive lives without ever caring that they missed the rest of that one lecture on Post-modern culture.


It seems weird but i promise you that if you let your imagination run free like a gazelle on the savanna not only will you have fun but you will spend the rest of your time in lectures just waiting and praying for something interesting to actually happen.